Symphony of efforts

Erden asked around about tips on crossing the Moloka'i Channel

me: "Use double deinterlaced stroke pre-compression following 7/9 in the exert stage, going mezzo forte towards the recovery but gently alluding to muchos gracias right at the catch. I underline, only alluding while you are keeping 7/9 in innuendo."

Erden: "You made rowing sound read like a symphony of efforts."

My reflections upon the conversation: I have come up with random complex sounding multidisciplinary gibberish on many different occasions to many rowers pretending to instruct the stroke type in entertaining manner, but nobody has responded in such intelligent manner back.